What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise looks totally careless as he swaggers’ around with his Nike athletic footwear, his New York Giants (?) jogging pants – masterful hemming on those BTW – and his over-sized, wrinkled collared shirt that I’m pretty sure some version of is readily available at your local Target. Word to the wise: looking carefree isn’t the same thing as looking nonchalant, just like laughing when everyone else does isn’t the same as getting the joke. Tom: You’re the joke here.

And get new sunglasses, the 80’s are waaaaaaaaaaaaay over now.

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