What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Royston Langdon

There are, count ’em, three things wrong with Royston Langdon’s outfit as seen here. First, what’s with the shabby grey trenchcoat, complete with tomato orange colored buttons? I understand that vintage crap is still -somehow- the craze after all these years, but I don’t think anyone at any time in history thought that coat was fresh.

Second, those are some hideous clown sneakers. Bright orange, green and blue are wonderful for Bozo’s repertoire, but not for a musician. And third, what possessed you, Roy, to pair these two junk pieces together in the same ensemble? Seriously, I’m at a loss.

Liv, you’d be smart to keep your distance.

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