Sometimes how good you look is relative to how good the people immediately around you look. In this case, the boys look like they’re not even trying. When compared to their luscious colleague, Orlando Bloom looks downright frumpy with his boring cardigan and Christopher Waltz must have grabbed a taller men’s jacket by accident. I ask the gents: Where’s the professionalism here? Yes, you’re promoting ANOTHER Three Musketeers remake, but Christ men, trying to show a modicum of excitement. And, Milla, stop making the teasing so easy! <3
