I’m just going to be straight: I hate these schmucks. Their disgusting narcissism and chauvinism aside, the tools from the trite and epi-topical reality show Jersey Shore have absolutely no sense of style. Super-distressed jeans? Ugly-colored sneakers? No shirt? You guys really are trash – burn what’s left of your pants and please shove off.
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