INFEASIBLE: Zombie-referencing shirts
Wearing something that refers to zombies, Dawn of the Dead, feasting on brains, etc. is a very small step up from shirts with World of Warcraft dragons and shit on them. Yes, zombies are awesome; yes, they conceptually embody the terror of mass-consumerism in late capitalism – don’t talk about such things through your clothes.
Feasible: Los Angeles Coroner shirts
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Hey, I didn’t say all morbid stuff was off-limits. If you’re going to go gimmick for a day, this is something I could get behind.