But then there’s the matter of his pants: I’m not sure what brand likes to put their logo – in gold mind you – split across the crotch, but it’s no brand you should be buying. I simply can’t draw my eye away from the pelvic advertisement to evaluate his outfit further. Nick, give a present to the world and trash the pants.
Nick Cannon is looking festive with his winter hat inspired by Santa’s cap and his red hoodie. Nothing wrong with a little holiday spirit.
You lose a ridiculous amount of body heat from exposing your head to the cold. But how do you rock a winter hat without looking ridiculous?
San York Chullo Winter Hat – Alpaca
INFEASIBLE: Dorky chullos with strings
I don’t know how many spliffs you’d need to light to think wearing something stoner-tastic like this would be fashionable, but it’d have to be a lot. Nasty jokes aside, I suppose snowboarder punks have something of a style. A stupid-ass style, that is. Gents, chullos are never in style and probably never will be.
The North Face Flash Beanie
Feasible:Simple dark beanies
Hey, who said winter hats need be stylized? You only wear them when you’re trucking around in the snow anyways. This North Face is simple, durable, comes off your head easy, and doesn’t make you look silly. Easy.