Tag Archives: what’s wrong with this picture?

Men’s Fashion Police: Justin Bieber

The Bieber: one of my fashion nemeses. Yet again he’s managed to make me cringe at the sight of his wardrobe selection. But what’s different this time is how he somehow managed to subvert a typical principle of wear, the … Continue reading

Tagged , , | Comments Off

Men’s Fashion Police: Cee-lo

Cee-lo may be big pimpin’ in the record game these days , but the man’s far from dressing as such. A pair of red Adidas sandals certainly does not go well with his loose-hanging black gym shorts and that Hans-looking v-neck. Someone … Continue reading

Tagged , | Comments Off

What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Tom Sturridge

Tom Sturridge, you’re no bohemian nor hippie. If anything, you’re looking like a hipster these days – that’s somehow even worse. Your hat laughable matches your beard, your chain looks like something from a pawn shop, and those sunglasses are … Continue reading

Tagged , , , | Comments Off

What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Ashton Kutcher

Whoa, Ashton, you’ve gone downright burly. I’ve spent some time in New England and intimately know how ugly facial and head hair can get, but you’re certainly giving the backwater hippies a run for their money. Also, your blazer’s too … Continue reading

Tagged , | Comments Off

What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Brad Pitt

There’s just too much white happening here, Brad. You might be a pretty good actor and worth millions of dollars, but you lack the magical prowess to be Gandalf the White. Besides, you’re just asking for someone to spill some … Continue reading

Posted in men's fashion | Tagged , , | Comments Off

What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Johnny Depp

I love Johnny Depp, but sometimes I got to wonder if he’s going out of his mind. I mean, a white and black blazer/long coat thing that clearly doesn’t fit?! (Check out those sleeves.) And the beads, always with the … Continue reading

Posted in men's fashion | Tagged , | Comments Off

What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Usher

Wow, Usher: a swing and a missed. I like the pants, like the shirt (thought the wife-beater underneath is kinda gross), like the dangling necklace (but only on you), but absolutely hate hate HATE the sunglasses. I’m pretty sure Jennifer … Continue reading

Tagged , , , | Comments Off