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We know the Situation behaves and dresses like a numbskull, so you shouldn’t be surprised to see him show up here. Though his black jacket with red touches tickles my fancy for all of three seconds, everything else about this arguably sub-human’s outfit boils the blood. The idiotic tee, the gaudy crucifix, and – ugh – the hair especially. Who are you trying to be, Vanilla Ice circa 1991? Standing and talking with a handsome, well-dressed Robert Downey Jr. just makes you look even more ridiculous. Go back to NJ.
Edit: Sorry Jerseyers, I meant to tell the Situation to go back to Staten Island, a much more wretched place.
I’m just going to be straight: I hate these schmucks. Their disgusting narcissism and chauvinism aside, the tools from the trite and epi-topical reality show Jersey Shore have absolutely no sense of style. Super-distressed jeans? Ugly-colored sneakers? No shirt? You guys really are trash – burn what’s left of your pants and please shove off.
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