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Carey Hart is largely known for the distinction of racing overpowered bikes in valleys of dirt and being Pink’s baby-daddy. Besides having a penchant for jerseys and more ink in his skin than a copy of Proust’s In Search of … Continue reading
I have the utmost respect for grunge as a subgenre of alternative music, but as a style of fashion? Yuck. Ben’s clearly throwing-back to this hapless trend with his wrinkled cardigan and shabby pants. It’s a real shame he didn’t … Continue reading
My god, Brody. The hair, the hair…
Tips for looking like a doofus: 1)Iron your frumpy polo blindfolded. 2)Wear an ugly black baseball cap. 3)Look slack-jawed for the camera. Oh Marky, you slay me. Gents, remember to check out our contest for a fancy watch!!
No one should ever think about dying their hair the color of old mustard, not even hulky actors known solely for portraying emo vampires. Try something a little darker next time, goldie locks. And gents, remember to check out our … Continue reading
Tom Cruise looks totally careless as he swaggers’ around with his Nike athletic footwear, his New York Giants (?) jogging pants – masterful hemming on those BTW – and his over-sized, wrinkled collared shirt that I’m pretty sure some version … Continue reading
Hugh Jackman looks like a straight-up creeper here: midnight-dark sunglasses, long overcoat, snug hat, and in the company of a small child. Not the greatest photo op, Hugh. Why not try some color next time!