Carey Hart is largely known for the distinction of racing overpowered bikes in valleys of dirt and being Pink’s baby-daddy. Besides having a penchant for jerseys and more ink in his skin than a copy of Proust’s In Search of Lost Time, here specifically Carey does himself the fashion disservice of wearing a dinky, micro-face watch. I must say, it looks positively femme on him. Did you find that in your beau’s jewelry box, Carey?
I have the utmost respect for grunge as a subgenre of alternative music, but as a style of fashion? Yuck. Ben’s clearly throwing-back to this hapless trend with his wrinkled cardigan and shabby pants. It’s a real shame he didn’t just stick to the vibrant green shirt underneath and leave the Urban Outfitters reject at the dry cleaners. Feh.
My god, Brody. The hair, the hair…
Tips for looking like a doofus:
1)Iron your frumpy polo blindfolded.
2)Wear an ugly black baseball cap.
3)Look slack-jawed for the camera.
Oh Marky, you slay me.
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No one should ever think about dying their hair the color of old mustard, not even hulky actors known solely for portraying emo vampires. Try something a little darker next time, goldie locks.And gents, remember to check out our contest for a men’s wedding ring!!
Tom Cruise looks totally careless as he swaggers’ around with his Nike athletic footwear, his New York Giants (?) jogging pants – masterful hemming on those BTW – and his over-sized, wrinkled collared shirt that I’m pretty sure some version of is readily available at your local Target. Word to the wise: looking carefree isn’t the same thing as looking nonchalant, just like laughing when everyone else does isn’t the same as getting the joke. Tom: You’re the joke here.
And get new sunglasses, the 80’s are waaaaaaaaaaaaay over now.