Tag Archives: mr. potatohead
For men's fashion.
INFEASIBLE: Vintage toy key chains
Mr. Potato Head Keychain – Soft Version – Full Case
(From Ultimate Key Chains)
So I was in the Beverly Center a few days ago helping a friend shop when I saw a hipster come out of Banana Republic twirling the above key chain. I stopped and had to take a moment just to breathe. Ever curious about extremes of retardation in people’s choice of expression, I decided to investigate where one could procure a Mr. Potatohead key chain if one were, say, nostalgic and tripping on 2C-I.
Well, I found a distributor of this tacky-ass piece of trash, and I almost died of shock when I saw the price. I shit you not, my man, that shit goes for $101.95. And that’s a discounted price apparently. I’m sorry folks, I can’t say anything more either then I hope I’ve raised you all better than this. God help everyone else.
Feasible: Swish Army key chains
Victorinox Swiss Army Swish Memory 1 GB
(Brought to you by Saks Fifth Ave.)
Ok. This is tasteful, can store 1 gig of data, AND gives you means to file your nails. NO CONTEST PEOPLE.