INFEASIBLE: ‘Ricky’ pants
Marc Jacobs dark brown cotton sateen ‘Ricky’ pants
I didn’t know what the fuck “ricky pants” were prior till like five minutes ago, but if ever pair looks like this, then I can safely say you will never catch me wearing them. Marc Jacobs, what the hell’s going on with the cuffs? What’s that flimsy belt doing there? The horrible buckle? The tight cut of the waist? I ask you, do you think anyone wants to look like a clown?
Feasible: Simple straight leg pants
Joseph Abboud coconut linen straight leg pants
(Brought to you by Bluefly)
Simple, coconut gray (Dracon soft spot detected), uniform cut, nothing crazy here. And it’s not terribly expensive. And you won’t look like a buffoon, I promise.