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56. Let’s talk hats

INFEASIBLE: Straw cowboy hats
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(From Hat Country)

Hats are another sticky topic: some people, yours truly included, can never pass off a hat. And frankly, I haven’t figured out why just yet and instead just work off of intuition. That being said, straw cowboy hats are disasterous and usually shoddy items that invoke images of a sweaty hick rather than John Wayne.



Feasible: Short-rim cadet cap
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(Brought to you by TeeShirtsRock.com)

If you’re someone that can pull off a hat, then more than likely a short-rim cap like the one above would work for you. The lesson to be learned here is that, unlike other accessories (e.g. rings, bracelets), hats are not meant to be extravagant.

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34. Caps go on the head

INFEASIBLE: Driving caps with *crazy* colors
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(From J.Crew
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No one, including models, should ever wear something like this. Driving (or “cabby”) caps are silly to begin with, but then to go and make one consisting of a patchwork of a nauseating designs? The horror, J. Crew, THE HORROR.


Feasible: Corduroy hats
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(Brought to you by Macy’s)

If you’re going to wear a cap, go corduroy. This one in particular looks good even on this android-looking fellow. And hell, if you’re feeling frisky, you could even throw a pin advertising your favorite band* mens fashion on it. Totally ill, son.

*Weezer’s ok, but I do like the pin.

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What’s Wrong With This Picture (8/15/07)

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This Week’s Fuck-Up: Zac Efron

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Hey Zac, yeah, umm…what’s going on? You feeling okay? You got a fever or something – hit the bong already today? ‘Cause you know, you’re wearing a pair of black Addidas running shorts and a pinkish top. Not the best combination, kind of makes my head hurt.

So, what’s in the tote bag? Nothing, eh? Well, umm, why carry it around then? ‘Cause right now you kind of look like a courier that just hopped out of bed and ran to deliver an package to that Aim center behind you in his pajamas. Also, in case you didn’t notice, it’s the summertime – no need for a winter hat. The only snow floating around appears to be coming from your nostrils…

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