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Men’s Fashion Police: Robert Pattinson

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Looks like Rob’s gone fashionable delinquent again – when will it ever end?! He must have recently decided to try and make the style of a bumbling tourist trendy, what with his ugly-ass Cincinnati sweater, partially untucked shirt and gimmicky San Diego hat. I don’t know why he’s smiling then right and there unless he is intentionally playing up his appearance as a fool. Please change your wardrobe and general approach to being seen before everyone else figures out how ridiculous you can get.

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Men’s Fashion Police: Justin Bieber

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Whoa, Justin, slow down with that baby pink cardigan. Didn’t your parents teach not to steal clothes from little girls? I’ll bet they also told you keep your hair brushed. And what’s that sticking out of your pants pocket? An iPhone with a funky case or a newfangled tamagotchi? “Wardrobe…”

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Jim Toth

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This guy’s, Reese Witherspoon’s guy that is, in need of some fashion tutelage. You got some things going on, Jim, what with the fine-woven jeans, some sculpted facial hair, and great color of blue for his shirt. But… then you have a ironic patch and cheesy graphics on your hat and on your otherwise perfectly nice top. Not exactly tasteful, kid. Keep trying though!

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Kanye West

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Everyone’s going ape about Charlie Sheen and his annoyingly arrogant behavior these days, thus allowing other celebrities to wyle out with impunity. Yet again, Kayne openly offends the senses with his fashion selections. Firstly, a red leather jacket? RED? This nostalgia for the 80’s needs to stop before the man brings back wearing hoola-hoops or something equally retarded. Also, does anyone look at his silk black pants and compare them to baggy gym pants? You’re a clown, Kayne.

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Justin Bieber

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Ok, so I can’t take credit for finding this one (kudos to the fashion police E! Online), but boy oh boy is it a Grammy-level faux pas. Bieber, the Canadian twerp sensation, tried to impress us with the oft misused white tuxedo getup. But not only did he forget to adjust his bow tie for the photo opp, he straight-up forgot to check if the crotch of his pants was properly zipped. Well, it wasn’t and everyone got a laugh out of the poor kid’s negligence. Justin, remember to look everywhere when you’re in front of the mirror.
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What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Black Eyed Peas

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The Black Eyed Peas are all about the superhero getups these days, which is kind of obnoxious and silly. Here especially, we see Will.i.am. wearing something reminiscent of the Nazi supervillain, Red Skull of the Marvel Universe. Also, what’s up with those glasses? Absurd, guys, absurd.
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What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Cory Moneith

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Thanks, but I don’t watch Glee because I like to spend my time with real music rather than a cappella renditions of Lady Gaga songs. That being said, there are plenty of pretty people on that show and Cory’s certainly one of them. And he would have been in true form at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, what with his sleek black suit and shiny tie, had he left that stupid, ugly-ass tie pin in the two-bit pawn shop he most likely found it. Seriously, vintage or not, no one should think to wear such an tacky eye-sore to a frat party at a beer garden, let alone an awards ceremony. It totally ruins your otherwise tightly assembled ensemble, Cory – great job!
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