Tips for looking like a doofus:
1)Iron your frumpy polo blindfolded.
2)Wear an ugly black baseball cap.
3)Look slack-jawed for the camera.
Oh Marky, you slay me.
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No one should ever think about dying their hair the color of old mustard, not even hulky actors known solely for portraying emo vampires. Try something a little darker next time, goldie locks.
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With a name like Jesse James, one naturally assumes the man’s capable of dressing in some funky rustic garb. This outfit, however, really pushes it. Now I know you and Sandra Bullock have been on the rocks lately, Jesse, but I doubt you’ll win any sympathy wearing something so tactless as dungarees. In case you couldn’t tell, you look like a cross between a farmer and Fred Durst. Clean up yo.