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What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Mark Wahlberg

Tips for looking like a doofus:
1)Iron your frumpy polo blindfolded.

2)Wear an ugly black baseball cap.

3)Look slack-jawed for the camera.

Oh Marky, you slay me.

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What’s Wrong With This Picture? Kellan Lutz

No one should ever think about dying their hair the color of old mustard, not even hulky actors known solely for portraying emo vampires. Try something a little darker next time, goldie locks.

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What’s Wrong With This Picture? Jesse James

With a name like Jesse James, one naturally assumes the man’s capable of dressing in some funky rustic garb. This outfit, however, really pushes it. Now I know you and Sandra Bullock have been on the rocks lately, Jesse, but I doubt you’ll win any sympathy wearing something so tactless as dungarees. In case you couldn’t tell, you look like a cross between a farmer and Fred Durst. Clean up yo.
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