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What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Brad Pitt

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There’s just too much white happening here, Brad. You might be a pretty good actor and worth millions of dollars, but you lack the magical prowess to be Gandalf the White. Besides, you’re just asking for someone to spill some Merlot all over your pants and shoes. Do something else with your hair too while you’re at it.

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Brad Pitt

Alright, I’m going to take a stand here and call out Brad Pitt for looking damn gross these days. Really now, a scruffy, mixed-colored goatee that almost wants to be a beard? We know, you’ve finally begun to look your age Brad, but whoever said that was a good thing. Go to the barber/hair colorist already; Angie’s totally showing you up every which way.
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