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Whoa, Ashton, you’ve gone downright burly. I’ve spent some time in New England and intimately know how ugly facial and head hair can get, but you’re certainly giving the backwater hippies a run for their money. Also, your blazer’s too big for you and your shirt needs a good ironing. Get it together, bro.
This Week’s Fuck-Up: Ashton Kutcher
You’re too funny, Aston, TOO FUNNY. Also, could make your pants A LITTLE more baggy, please? And by the way, you look like you have a dirty janitor’s mop on your noggin.