Lesson #105: You need a hip flask

Stand aside you scurvy dogs, the hip flask is a man’s true best friend – especially at shitty parties, overpriced bars, and business conferences. But who wants to be best friendsies with a hobo-quality merchandise?


Target Flat Hip Flask

INFEASIBLE: Cheap crappy hip flask

I’m not going to lie: I had this very same piece of junk at one point in my life and, Christ, was it ever more annoying than what it was worth. First of all, the head is too small for both pouring in and out. Secondly, the latch literally stopped working properly (I don’t get it, it’s a friggin’ simple machine!). Thirdly, it would get cold on the exterior very easily and numb my fingers whenever I took a swig. I left this disgraceful vessel in alleyway somewhere in SoHo after its continuously disappointing performance.


Classic Leather Hip Flask

Feasible: Hip flasks with a touch of class

Sure, you might be an alcoholic if you think spending decent money on a hip flask is a good idea, but being an drunkard and being a sophisticate ain’t exactly mutually exclusive (see Frank Sinatra). This Aspinal of London piece is glorious with its leather cover and lifetime guarantee. I wouldn’t leave this gem in a ditch – whiskey a go-go.

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