Comments on Calculatus Eliminatus: A Men's Fashion Blog: CONTEST: Win A Limited Edition Brief!

I would buy her a private island where she could l...

2010-02-10T12:50:42.170-08:00

I would buy her a private island where she could live away from paprazzi and just be a normal person with both good days and bad days.

madamerkf at aol dot com

A single plum floating in perfume served in a man'...

2010-02-10T11:52:59.877-08:00

A single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat ;)

I would give her a day of therapy...Perhaps if she...

2010-02-10T10:31:39.849-08:00

I would give her a day of therapy...Perhaps if she only had someone to listen and care, things would be better for her.

trinitygsd at yahoo dot com

I would buy Donatella Versace a breathalyzer as a ...

2010-02-10T07:47:31.849-08:00

I would buy Donatella Versace a breathalyzer as a Valentine's Day gift.

lilyk@mail2world.com

armani handbag.thanks amy16323(at)gmail(dot)com

2010-02-10T05:44:38.320-08:00

armani handbag.thanks
amy16323(at)gmail(dot)com

I would send her a gift certificate for a hair sal...

2010-02-10T01:26:25.264-08:00

I would send her a gift certificate for a hair salon -- that hair color is not becoming on her!
HobartsMama at AOL.COM

I'd get her a gift certificate for a tramp stamp -...

2010-02-10T01:23:54.822-08:00

I'd get her a gift certificate for a tramp stamp -- oops, I mean a tattoo -- that's all she's missing.
digicat{AT}sbcglobal{DOT}net

a burqa chromiumman (at) mail (dot) com

2010-02-10T00:14:00.976-08:00

a burqa

chromiumman (at) mail (dot) com

I know who this would go to wink wink

2010-02-09T22:21:13.918-08:00

I know who this would go to wink wink

I'd buy her a mask to cover up those fake lips. ro...

2010-02-09T20:12:31.212-08:00

I'd buy her a mask to cover up those fake lips.
rosasn4@comcast.net

I would buy her a mirror, hopefully that would mak...

2010-02-09T18:35:54.224-08:00

I would buy her a mirror, hopefully that would make her change the way she looks!

Hotsnotty2@hotmail.com

I would buy her a mirror. Apparently she doesn't ...

2010-02-09T12:51:40.465-08:00

I would buy her a mirror. Apparently she doesn't own one...

macd82 at gmail dot com

I think I'd "buy" Donatella the services of Maya R...

2010-02-09T05:11:20.917-08:00

I think I'd "buy" Donatella the services of Maya Rudolph from SNL, who can take over the role of Donatella for the day so that the diva herself can enjoy some down time poolside with a carton of cigarettes, plenty of champagne (and glasses to throw and smash), scantily clad poolboy, and, of course, some SPF0 sunscreen for her to perfect her tan!

I would buy her a haircut and a reverse tanning ma...

2010-02-08T16:31:29.577-08:00

I would buy her a haircut and a reverse tanning machine.

she seems sweet, I would get her a sweet gift.. Wh...

2010-02-08T10:33:52.030-08:00

she seems sweet, I would get her a sweet gift.. Why not?

A brown paper bag to put over her head so she wont...

2010-02-08T07:37:34.235-08:00

A brown paper bag to put over her head so she wont suffer anymore sun damage?

mickeysolo@gmail.com

Why I would buy her a matching pair, of course. F...

2010-02-08T02:23:41.433-08:00

Why I would buy her a matching pair, of course. Firstly I wouldn't want her to be jealous of mine, and secondly you know the rich are fetishists for stash pockets, especially anatomically correct ones.

And oh the things we could store away: Small liquor bottles secreted for use as we take a Gondola through the causeways of Venice, confections from chocolatiers that we could nibble on a blanket after taking a ride away from the Chateau, and, putting those behind the times in their place, scoffing as they carry their tiny haute dogs in handbags while ours poke their heads out and our hands remain as free and idle as they've been all our lives.

Oh what it is to dream.

-- vituperations@gmail.com

one of deez. the "orange crush" variety, naturall...

2010-02-07T18:43:50.650-08:00

one of deez. the "orange crush" variety, naturally.

apwatley at yahoo

I would travel to Willie Wonka's chocolate factory...

2010-02-07T18:26:35.154-08:00

I would travel to Willie Wonka's chocolate factory, and buy her an Oompa-Loompa. What would be a better gift to her than her very own mini-me?

jr_mclain@hotmail.com

I'd buy her a coffin, she's been dead for months n...

2010-02-07T14:40:03.045-08:00

I'd buy her a coffin, she's been dead for months now.

I'd buy her a soul, because I don't think she's go...

2010-02-07T13:57:40.332-08:00

I'd buy her a soul, because I don't think she's got one. Email: leavesofgreen@gmail.com

I would buy her one of those classy opera masks to...

2010-02-07T12:27:14.891-08:00

I would buy her one of those classy opera masks to wear, so she could stop scaring children. Plus y'know, have something nice to wear to the opera.

darkfenix9999 [at] yahoo

I'd take her out to a nice seafood dinner, and the...

2010-02-07T10:03:27.011-08:00

I'd take her out to a nice seafood dinner, and then NEVER CALL HER AGAIN. My e-mail address is mwarren@knology.net.

I know just the guy to give these to! ;) I believ...

2010-02-07T07:22:39.348-08:00

I know just the guy to give these to! ;)

I believe in loving rather than hurting, so no joke about Donatella for me. Instead, I would give her a hug for V-day and maybe take her out to lunch. Everyone ha something to say if you're willing to listen.

XOXO,
Amber

shevilkenevil1 at aol dot com

Blerg, forgot my email, I'd give her that too. Reg...

2010-02-06T19:53:56.058-08:00

Blerg, forgot my email, I'd give her that too. Reggieray2k@gmail.com