41. Ear piercings

INFEASIBLE: Wheel-like earrings crested with large stones

(From Chainz.com)

I could go on and on about the foibles of men and piercings, especially ear piercings. It’s my opinion that the vast majority of men should stay the fuck away from them. And NO ONE can pull off a pair like the ones above. These are just some of the ugliest, tasteless things I’ve ever come across – don’t even try to imagine them in someone’s earlobe. Might cause seizures.

Feasible: Black oval earrings

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Now, if the guy is sexy, stylish, posh, whatever enough, then MAYBE these would work on him. Maybe. No guarantees this feature, blokes.

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