The Limited Edition Almost Naked Sweetheart Brief we got here is one of 486 limited edition underwear. Its design features the anatomically correct front pouch and is one of the best selling styles in the Andrew Christian line. All of this means you'll finally be able to achieve Comfort Nirvana down under. It's a $15 value, free shipping AND it comes in a little tin that is so very romantic that I kinda feel sick about it. Read up more about brief at AC's website: http://www.andrewchristianshop.com/Classic-Almost-Naked-Brief-PID12758-P9118.aspx.
But more to the point, how do you land the prize for the man in your life (or, hey, for yourself, you sneak)? Easy: post a comment to this post describing what you would buy Donatella Versace as a Valentine's Day gift. Be funny, crazy, or even thoughtful with your gift idea: we'll pick the one that tickles us the most. And please remember to include your email address with your submission
The deadline's next Wednesday (February 10, 2010) at 6 p.m. EST. So ladies and gents, get crackin' already! Click the Comment link below! And don't forget to include your email address!CONTEST OVAH
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I would buy her NIA24 Niacin powered Skin Therapy Intensive Recovery Complex "for moderate to severe sun damage".
Other than that, I'll avoid being cruel - although she is an easy target. I go by Gianni's old place every time I'm in South Beach (it's a bed and breakfast now). She's had it rough and she's done a lot of work with house of Versace. So I admire her, I do not like the way she looks but that's her business.
Best thing I can think of is a Schrader valve with a pretty pink heart on top.
Some aloe vera gel because DAMN she looks sunburned. Poor gal always makes my skin feel scaly when I see her.
A Speak and Spell so E.T. can phone home!
I'd have to go with an Armani handbag (it's funny if you know their history) :P
And some of this wonderful product:
http://mybreyerhorses.com/Lexol-1015-Leather-Conditioner-and-Preservative/M/B001C4CHL8.htm
For use on both the bag and her terrifyingly painful looking skin.
Sorry, everyone else was making skin jokes, I had to make one as well.
I would buy her a mirror because obviously she doesn't have one.
honeybeez80@yahoo.com
the hand bag mverno@roadrunner.com
I'd have to get her some leather conditioner to help make her skin as pliable as possible.
Blerg, forgot my email, I'd give her that too. Reggieray2k@gmail.com
I know just the guy to give these to! ;)
I believe in loving rather than hurting, so no joke about Donatella for me. Instead, I would give her a hug for V-day and maybe take her out to lunch. Everyone ha something to say if you're willing to listen.
XOXO,
Amber
shevilkenevil1 at aol dot com
I'd take her out to a nice seafood dinner, and then NEVER CALL HER AGAIN. My e-mail address is mwarren@knology.net.
I would buy her one of those classy opera masks to wear, so she could stop scaring children. Plus y'know, have something nice to wear to the opera.
darkfenix9999 [at] yahoo
I'd buy her a soul, because I don't think she's got one. Email: leavesofgreen@gmail.com
I'd buy her a coffin, she's been dead for months now.
I would travel to Willie Wonka's chocolate factory, and buy her an Oompa-Loompa. What would be a better gift to her than her very own mini-me?
jr_mclain@hotmail.com
one of deez. the "orange crush" variety, naturally.
apwatley at yahoo
Why I would buy her a matching pair, of course. Firstly I wouldn't want her to be jealous of mine, and secondly you know the rich are fetishists for stash pockets, especially anatomically correct ones.
And oh the things we could store away: Small liquor bottles secreted for use as we take a Gondola through the causeways of Venice, confections from chocolatiers that we could nibble on a blanket after taking a ride away from the Chateau, and, putting those behind the times in their place, scoffing as they carry their tiny haute dogs in handbags while ours poke their heads out and our hands remain as free and idle as they've been all our lives.
Oh what it is to dream.
-- vituperations@gmail.com
A brown paper bag to put over her head so she wont suffer anymore sun damage?
mickeysolo@gmail.com
she seems sweet, I would get her a sweet gift.. Why not?
I would buy her a haircut and a reverse tanning machine.
I think I'd "buy" Donatella the services of Maya Rudolph from SNL, who can take over the role of Donatella for the day so that the diva herself can enjoy some down time poolside with a carton of cigarettes, plenty of champagne (and glasses to throw and smash), scantily clad poolboy, and, of course, some SPF0 sunscreen for her to perfect her tan!
I would buy her a mirror. Apparently she doesn't own one...
macd82 at gmail dot com
I would buy her a mirror, hopefully that would make her change the way she looks!
Hotsnotty2@hotmail.com
I'd buy her a mask to cover up those fake lips.
rosasn4@comcast.net
I know who this would go to wink wink
a burqa
chromiumman (at) mail (dot) com
I'd get her a gift certificate for a tramp stamp -- oops, I mean a tattoo -- that's all she's missing.
digicat{AT}sbcglobal{DOT}net
I would send her a gift certificate for a hair salon -- that hair color is not becoming on her!
HobartsMama at AOL.COM
armani handbag.thanks
amy16323(at)gmail(dot)com
I would buy Donatella Versace a breathalyzer as a Valentine's Day gift.
lilyk@mail2world.com
I would give her a day of therapy...Perhaps if she only had someone to listen and care, things would be better for her.
trinitygsd at yahoo dot com
A single plum floating in perfume served in a man's hat ;)
I would buy her a private island where she could live away from paprazzi and just be a normal person with both good days and bad days.
madamerkf at aol dot com
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