What's Wrong With This Picture?: Adam Lambert

I know costume wear is a whole different animal from clothes you would wear off-stage, but, seriously Adam, what the fuck? Why do you have stalagmites coming out of your shoulder? Why is your hair shaped like Goku's? And why are you covered in glitter? Even prepubescent girls know better than to run around, shimmering like Edward Cullens in the sunshine. Really, what are you trying to say here? That you're the new David Bowie? Well you're not dude, so get over it. Also, go easy on the eyeliner next time, hun.

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