INFEASIBLE: Negative print designs on a button-down
(From Armani Exchange)
Sometimes designer clothing is just fucking silly. This isn’t the first negative print decal I’ve seen (but definitely the worst), so somebody out there must think ugly shit like this is both fashionable and marketable. Not in my book, sister.
Feasible: Subtle textured shirts
(Brought you by A|X)
This, on the other hand, is some designer material I can get behind. Subtlety, gentlemen, subtlety. Unless you’re making a statement and ASKING to be glared at (better have the looks and shoes to fall back on), KEEP IT LOW-KEY.