People.com described Joe as "matching his accessories to his bike" and "color-coordinated". They obviously don't know what matching and color-coordination are as principles of style, and neither does he. Dude, not even the "hippest" of Williamsburg, Brooklyn would want to be seen with you like that. Argh.
Musings on Men's Fashion - Wedding accessories can be EXPENSIVE
Weddings are expensive, expensive events. A friend of mine is getting married in a few months time and, christ, I feel his financial pain. Flowers, booze, rentals, invites, event planning, etc. - all the above and more cost thousands upon thousands of dollars if one wants a premium wedding.
One crucial price category is the jewelry used in getting, and continuing to show people that you are, hitched. Needless to say, rings and bands involved in the marriage process can come at an OUTRAGOUS price - and not just for a bride's adornments. Men's engagement and wedding bands go for five hundred, a thousand dollars easy at a number of department stores. The funny thing about men's jewelry in the marriage game is that much of it is flat-out boring-looking. I can't tell you how many husbands I've seen with wedding rings virtually indistinguishable at a distance from items you could find at a pawn shop or on eBay. That's not to say ring with a bunch of rocks affixed to it is desirable. A matrimonial ring, for anyone at whatever stage, should at least be something unique and noticeable - never showy but also never dull.
For men, what makes a sophisticated, well-invested ring then is one that comes with particular and personalized touches. Let's be honest: for many men, their wedding ring might very well be the most expensive accessory they ever purchase for themselves. Since so much money will be sprung for another (albeit frequently worn) addition to your repetoire, shouldn't it look like it's worth a bundle? Like I alluded to before, department stores aren't the place to go for this sort of attention. Your best chance for a personalized, unique ring without down a class division? The Internet, of course. Google something like "engagement ring builder men" and just see how relatively cheap jewelry can be for this very special occasion. You'll be surprised.
One crucial price category is the jewelry used in getting, and continuing to show people that you are, hitched. Needless to say, rings and bands involved in the marriage process can come at an OUTRAGOUS price - and not just for a bride's adornments. Men's engagement and wedding bands go for five hundred, a thousand dollars easy at a number of department stores. The funny thing about men's jewelry in the marriage game is that much of it is flat-out boring-looking. I can't tell you how many husbands I've seen with wedding rings virtually indistinguishable at a distance from items you could find at a pawn shop or on eBay. That's not to say ring with a bunch of rocks affixed to it is desirable. A matrimonial ring, for anyone at whatever stage, should at least be something unique and noticeable - never showy but also never dull.
For men, what makes a sophisticated, well-invested ring then is one that comes with particular and personalized touches. Let's be honest: for many men, their wedding ring might very well be the most expensive accessory they ever purchase for themselves. Since so much money will be sprung for another (albeit frequently worn) addition to your repetoire, shouldn't it look like it's worth a bundle? Like I alluded to before, department stores aren't the place to go for this sort of attention. Your best chance for a personalized, unique ring without down a class division? The Internet, of course. Google something like "engagement ring builder men" and just see how relatively cheap jewelry can be for this very special occasion. You'll be surprised.
Remember to check out our fabulous contest and enter to win a pair of limited edition Andrew Christian: mens fashion contest
!!!CONTEST: Win A Limited Edition Brief!
Whoa, watch out: It's time again for a contest! Valentine's Day is coming up and, unlike other years, it's now totally legit for a man to celebrate, i.e. get a goddamn gift. Equality yo. Anyway, the great people at Andrew Christian are donating the V-Day gift perfect for the man out there who isn't afraid of a little color in his undies:

The Limited Edition Almost Naked Sweetheart Brief we got here is one of 486 limited edition underwear. Its design features the anatomically correct front pouch and is one of the best selling styles in the Andrew Christian line. All of this means you'll finally be able to achieve Comfort Nirvana down under. It's a $15 value, free shipping AND it comes in a little tin that is so very romantic that I kinda feel sick about it. Read up more about brief at AC's website: http://www.andrewchristianshop.com/Classic-Almost-Naked-Brief-PID12758-P9118.aspx.
But more to the point, how do you land the prize for the man in your life (or, hey, for yourself, you sneak)? Easy: post a comment to this post describing what you would buy Donatella Versace as a Valentine's Day gift. Be funny, crazy, or even thoughtful with your gift idea: we'll pick the one that tickles us the most. And please remember to include your email address with your submission



The Limited Edition Almost Naked Sweetheart Brief we got here is one of 486 limited edition underwear. Its design features the anatomically correct front pouch and is one of the best selling styles in the Andrew Christian line. All of this means you'll finally be able to achieve Comfort Nirvana down under. It's a $15 value, free shipping AND it comes in a little tin that is so very romantic that I kinda feel sick about it. Read up more about brief at AC's website: http://www.andrewchristianshop.com/Classic-Almost-Naked-Brief-PID12758-P9118.aspx.
But more to the point, how do you land the prize for the man in your life (or, hey, for yourself, you sneak)? Easy: post a comment to this post describing what you would buy Donatella Versace as a Valentine's Day gift. Be funny, crazy, or even thoughtful with your gift idea: we'll pick the one that tickles us the most. And please remember to include your email address with your submission

The deadline's next Wednesday (February 10, 2010) at 6 p.m. EST. So ladies and gents, get crackin' already! Click the Comment link below! And don't forget to include your email address!
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Lesson #102: Notebooks say something
Notebooks, those primitive leather tomes with dead tree inside them, can be points of style? Yessir! Although print is dying, the ancient practice of hand-inked notetaking continues on.
INFEASIBLE: Wirebound notebooks
I had a bunch of wirebound notebooks in college and, not only did the wiring inevitably get warped, but pages would start to tear near the seam. You don't want to deal with raggy looking crap when you're in a meeting or seminar. Fine for high school and college? Sure. But the "REAL WORLD", I.R.L., the realm where you need to impress people, etc.? Not going to fly.
Feasible: Nicely bound, dependably manufactured notebooks
Moleskine are the kings of cheap yet amazingly durable notebook world. The paper used is acid-free and the pages are threaded into the book, not wired. And no, they're not leather-bound, but still manage to look sleek. I have several and I think you should too.
What's Wrong With This Picture?: Justin Long
Justin Long is the Mac guy from those annoying Apple commercials and and it looks as if he stays in character even when he's out shopping with his girlfriend. What geeky and tactless look: ruffled hair, horn-rimmed glasses, skinny jeans, and - most egregiously - a denim jacket that doesn't even fit him that well. The computer nerd posterboy look, how very chic.
Also, word to Drew Barrymore: you could totally do better.
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Lesson #101: Another evening with sweaters
Sweaters should be no sweat. But in a world where virtually anyone has access to unskilled garment labor, some crazy shit still gets made (THANKS INTERNET)...
INFEASIBLE: UGLY SWEATERS THAT GO FOR $35
I've never been to an ugly sweater party and I don't associate with anyone who has. I imagine they're fucking boring as hell because, hey, the premise is to wear something stupid and tasteless while you drink. Okay, maybe you're roped into attending by your boy/girlfriend - you, so to speak, need take one for the team. But that doesn't mean you should ever spend $35 on some horrid piece of crap that you'll wear once. Seriously, how is this store operational? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD ON ME DURING MY TOILS?! Men, don't ever go to a specialty store for an ugly sweater - don't EVER spend $35 especially - let your closest senile family member gift you one or just suck it up and wear something from a Goodwill if you get dragged to one of these lame parties.
Feasible: Form-fitting, everyday sweaters
Like I've said before, sweaters are not on this cursed Earth to further a fashion philosophy or agenda: they here to keep you warm when you're going from one place to another. They're very different animals from coats, which you might wear to a dinner party and therefore be judged on. Again, you wear a goddamn sweater when the sun goes down, the field freezes over, and Old Man Winter's decided to challenge you. This A|X is perfect for the transit hop or trek during the cold months, and would never be considered an ugly piece by anyone's standards.
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